Who: Party guests in the house, yall
Where: Terminal Five
Why: Wedding Bash, yo
When: SATURDAY night

( Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. That's true. Couldn't split up Tango and Cash. That's also true! This is our song of exultant joy because, we only came to kick some ass. Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass. )

Who: Kilroy (The Mad Hatter), any remaining wedding guests and May (March Hare)
Where: Central Park
When: SATURDAY, March 22nd, late afternoon
Why: Wedding?
Status: Complete, bitches!

( I'm sticking with you. 'Cos I'm made out of glue. Anything that you might do, I'm gonna do too. You held up a stage coach in the rain.
And I'm doing the same. Saw you hanging from a tree. And I made believe it was me. )

Who: Kilroy, May
What: Kilroy meets a real, honest to god, Arabian princess
Where: Department store
When: Wednesday afternoonish!

( DID YOU GET THAT THING I SENT YOU? )

Who: May Decatur (The March Hare), Anonymous (NPCs), and a phone call to Mommy Decatur.
When: Saturday, March 15th, late morning *BACKDATED*
Where: 1701 20th St NW, Washington, DC
What: The Scientology Protest
Rated: ... I'll keep it at a G/PG. :P

( Honk if you hate Scientology or if you love Burger King! )

Who: Kilroy (Mad Hatter), May (The March Hare)
Where: Kilroy's house, Staten Island
When: Late, late, late Wednesday night
Why: May went shoe shopping and almost never came back
Rating: R for swearing I'm sure

( Honeymoons will never start, bonds will blow apart just as fast as they were made. Men and women please beware : don't pretend you care, nothing lasts when nothing's there )

Who: May Decatur (March Hare) and Fred Armisen (NPC)
Where: Random coffee shop
When: March 12, 2008, lunchtime
What: In which the Hare gets cold feet.
Rated: G

( May was beyond stressed out, and it showed... )

Who: Kilroy (The Mad Hatter), May (The March Hare), Gabe (The Cheshire Cat)
What: A purely Wonderland weekend ending in violence!!!
When: Pre-dated to Saturday
Where: Kilroy & May's House, Staten Island
Rating: PG-13 for swearing?

( Before I give you the ring there's one thing you should know: you have 7 seconds before it's too late to go. So... )

( Delivered by one EXHAUSTED Larry to Noreen Rivera )

Who: May and Kilroy
Where: Muppet House
Why: Good news, scary news
When: Tuesday morning

( Ok, so maybe Kilroy took a leap of faith. )

Here is the interview in People for the 100 Most Beautiful People.

[May's video on People has been cut CRAZY amounts, so much that it resembles pretty much what Jenna's is, which is linked below. Anyone that watches it would KNOW that it's not typical May. :/]
#32 - May Decatur

( The Printed/Video interview (That's all kinds of cut) )